July 28, 2013

हस्तलिपि / MANUSCRIPT -

हस्तलिपि/MANUSCRIPT

Mugals destroyed Maximum Manuscripts Physically from Bharat & Britishers destroyed Manuscripts Physically & Mentally from the mind of Bhartiya people.

ManuScript - Scripts written manually, whose fonts were/are as good as any machine language, paper made out of wood & ink obtained naturally from flowers & other ingredients. To compile one book it took around 5 to 6 years or depending on the no of verses. There were groups of people whose job was to write manuscripts their entire life, they were paid by the Kings or Temple Authority, there were Gurukuls who teaches how to write Manuscripts in those days. Responsible Citizens of Bharata use to keep Manuscript at their house as a Symbol of Status, Manuscripts was/is Vidhya & Vidhya/knowledge was given more importance than the Post of A King. The ink on these wooden papers used to last for 300 to 400 years later it was been re-written. Until present we can make up an Index of only 4% Manuscript & Vedic Knowledge which is safe with us, very sad to know that we lost almost 96% of our manuscripts. There are Manuscripts written with Gold & Silver ink which can be seen at a Jain temple located at Palitana. There are many Manuscripts still avail with us in few Library, Museums, Many temples etc.

History of destruction on our Vedic culture & Manuscript

When Knowledge becomes a part of Business the country is Ruined.
Do we still need the British Education system?

Vedic Importance of Education in Bharata.

We had the Best Universities in the World (Taxilla - During its times this university, where the students from all across the world used to come to attain specialization in over 64 different fields of study like vedas, grammar, philosophy, ayurveda, agriculture, surgery, politics, archery, warfare, astronomy, commerce, futurology, music, dance, etc. There were even curious subjects like the art of discovering hidden treasure, decryption encrypted messages, etc) Further centers include Odantapuri, in Bihar (circa 550 - 1040), Somapura, in Bangladesh (from the Gupta period to the Muslim conquest), Sharada Peeth, Pakistan, Jagaddala, in Bengal (from the Pala period to the Muslim conquest), Nagarjunakonda, in Andhra Pradesh, Vikramasila, in Bihar (circa 800-1040), Valabhi, in Gujarat (from the Maitrak period to the Arab raids), Varanasi in Uttar Pradesh (8th century to modern times), Kanchipuram, in Tamil Nadu, Manyakheta, in Karnataka, Puspagiri, in Orissa and Ratnagiri, in Orissa however these were all destroyed by Mellachas & Yewans (Mugals & British) Even the so called GOVERNMENT of INDIA is trying to wipe out these evidence to promote British Education system in our Bharata.
In the Olden days before the British invaded Bharat, a student was given more importance than The King.
Assume a tiny lane where only one person can pass through & if on one side the King stands & the opposite side the Student is returning back home from his Gurukul. The King would stand for the Student to pass by first & later the King would go because The wise king knew these kids are the future generation & with their vedic education they would benefit the Society, this is how the kingdom use to be dependent on each other & had love & respect, lived a peaceful, Spiritual & material free life.

When Knowledge becomes a part of Business the country is Ruined.

Keeping Manuscripts was once a Symbol of Status. (Manuscripts were expensive & was a way to gain knowledge)
HASTPRAST/MANUSCRIPT - Mugals destroyed Maximum Manuscripts Physically & Britishers destroyed Manuscripts Physically & Mentally from the mind of Bhartiya people.
Lord Macaulay was the culprit to introduce the British Education in our Vedic Society, in the year 1838 started from Bengal with the first British School, their official reports said there were around 4.5 lakh Schools & Bharata ranks 1st in Educational system, all schools were stopped at once & they added the British syllabus, read the official letter of Macaulay added in the picture.
There was one more Culprit named Max Muller who learnt Sanskrit for 12 years & translated The Ved's, his translation was so wonderful that people started worshiping Max Muller once as a Saint who saved Bharata however Max was a culprit who was trying to cheat the innocent Bhartiya people with his few good work & manipulate vedic text adding some additional concept of Indo European, Indus valley, Dravidian etc theories, He wanted to prove Ved's are hardly few years old however according to us Ved's are "Apushreya" - There is no actual age of its Existence, when people accepted his few good things he would be accepted with such false theory also which was the reason he tried to enter the mind of Bhartiya people. He succeeded in his work, even presently we get Rig Ved translated by Max Muller. See picture - Read the official letter of Max to his wife which clearly mentions about the uprooting of Veds were hardly few years old.
NASA earlier said Ved's are 3000 years old & few years back they said they are 1500 years old however Nasa also proved The river Saraswati extent/dried 6000 years back, dried 8000 years back from Rajasthan & they also proved Aryans use to practice Ved's near the river Saraswati. Now we ask NASA, where did Ved's come near Saraswati river when it is only 1500 years old? We do not accept NASA, we do not accept British translations or its education system, we only accept our Scriptures been translated by our Vedic Acharyas born in Bharata & comes from the Chain of disciples, Guru & disciple chain system.
Evidence on Max muller -http://archive.org/stream/lifelettersofrig01mluoft#page/328/mode/2up

How was our Vedic Text misinterpreted?

Max Muller studied Sanskrit for 12 years & played this game to break the rich culture of Bharat, What exactly he did?
Sanskrit – Sanskrit is a very vast language for example there are more than 250 words just to define water, it was easy to manipulate our Vedic text by making use of wrong meanings in different verse.
WATCH - WHAT TIME IS IT IN YOUR WATCH? & the same word can be used but with a diffrent meaning, CAN YOU KEEP A WATCH ON MY DOG? Only a stupid would conclude keeping a watch on a Dog is like making the dog wear the time machine.
One of my Guru, His Glory Gaur Gopal Prabhu explains about the Ruins of Sanskrit Language.
Ex. (1) Hindi text Anil Sharma, Gaya. Anil, Sharma Gaya
Same sentence, just by shifting commas we get 2 different meanings, one says about "going" another says about feeling "shy".
Ex. (2) English text Hang him! Not let him go! Hang him not! Let him go!
Same sentence, Just by making use of exclamation one sentence talks about "death" another talks about "freedom".
Sanskrit text got biggest words even today compared to other language. Assume GODISNOWHERE is one word but when we break this in parts, it sounds like - GOD IS NO WHERE & GOD IS NOW HERE.
One word with 2 opposite meanings & this gave the whites more freedom to manuplate our vedic text by adding fake Dravidian, Indo European theories.
--Vedic scriptures are been misinterpreted & people give stupid examples from Gita.
Kureshtra – One word for Kuru is body.
Misinterpretation – Kurushtra is our body/Feild of work
Pandavas – also means five senses, we need to full fill our senses desires.
Kuravas – evil powers, crises, problems in life that we need to come over.
This is how Gita is misinterpreted.
An engineer writing a book on treating cancer patients, will that be certified/Authorised? No!
A student talking about law cant be called a lawyer same way those who Translates Gita & other vedic scriptures like Mac Culley, Max Muller & many Bhartiya Karmakandis misinterpreting our vedic text to full fill their personal desire & earn their name but the proof can be reviled easily, for example the word Kureshtra.
Proof 1 - There is a Station named as Kureshtra (Haryana) Proof 2 – The same Banayan tree which was present at the time of Mahabharata where Sri Krishna gave Gita updesh to Arjuna & this tree sometimes cries in separation with the divine deity almighty Sri Krishna. Proof 3 – Noida was known as Khandavprasht in the early days. Proof 4 – Delhi was known as Indraprastha & Many more proof can be shared but these many are more than enough to prove the fake teachings of few Karmakandi acharyas & Westerners wrong. Proof 5 - There are Historical evidence proved by the Government, the Archeology team about the place were Pandavas were present once.

Picture attached - 50,000 documents out of which 30,000 manuscripts dating from as early as the 9th century are written on traditional Nepali paper, palm leaf, birch-bark or different kinds of colour-coated Nepali paper. A number of manuscripts are written in gold or silver ink. The texts in the collection are in different languages and scripts, most commonly Nepali, Sanskrit, Newari, Tibetan, Maithili, Hindi, and Avadhi. Some of the texts take the form of legends or myths, moral stories, dramas, or hymns; while others contain relating to astrology, medicine, philosophy, religion, and the like.

Do we still need the British Education system?

1) After Sanskrit language got ruined it was given one freedom, i.e - any new word can be added to this language for example Telephone in Sanskrit is called Dur Dhwani Yantra, Railway in Sanskrit is called Railyan etc. By making use of new words it was easy for them to make their own stories & add it in our scriptures.
2) They removed Phonetics from Sanskrit Language due to which few signs are disappearing from our Sanskrit language, many words are been pronounced in a wrong way from a vedic point of view but are right if taken as a manipulated language & few years later they introduced Phonetics in English Language with only few words.
3) Sanskrit is the only Language in the world which is not been thought in Sanskrit but via other languages, Sanskrit in Schools & colleges are been thought in Roman language or depending on what is the main school language. This ruined the beauty of writing & reading Sanskrit presently, student who are PHD holders in Sanskrit language cant even write one page in pure Devnagri language or cant read the most simplest page from any Devnagri book. Here they got one more victory & even presently 99% schools & colleges teaches Sanskrit in other language than Sanskrit or Devanagari.
These were the dark truth of our country but Sanatan Dharma's one feature is TRUTH which never changes either today nor tomorrow. Truth remains truth.
1) NASA got one whole team working on 60 pages of Manuscript in Sanskrit language & they achieved a lot many ideas which might soon be revealed, just few months back they had send few VEDIC HYMES within our Cosmos & those Vedic hymes returned with 1000 times Positive Vibration. (Some kind of divine Energy)
2) In the year 2008 Forbes Magazine the NASA team says - Sanskrit is the only language without errors & is the best for COMPUTERS, they even plan for super computers in the late 2050's which works on Sanskrit & so many Schools in UK also got Sanskrit as one of their language.
3) There are many young generation very enthu to learn Sanskrit because Sanskrit is FUTURE, there would be a time when Sanskrit would be made compulsory in each & every education centers if it is made a computer Language, we hope to see this days which would get our history back.
4) Germans were impressed with Upanishads, Hitler had the best Warcraft weapons & he got most of the knowledge from our Vedic Scriptures, its been said he also discovered the Black Hole which is path way to 7 hellish planet mentioned in the Padma Puran. The Nazi sign was indeed the mirror image of Swastika.
5) The vedic roots are spread world wide, just google 2 things. Labyrinth & Swastika. Labyrinth is a Chakravyu, a formation in a battle field which was once formed at the time of Mahabharata by guru Dronacharya, the design is been found world wide & even Swastika symbol is been found world wide in different patters.
Devanagari means the words of Dev/Gods, the most purest language which would remain until the Universe or any creation exist. Sanskrit would never extent.

Sanskrit world Wide.

In this UK School it is compulsory to learn Sanskrit & the students from Sanskrit Background got much more intelligence than students from non Sanskrit language schools.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4kdjHFBvd4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF3hXu2wH3g
Boston University
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE6OfYaEWXQ
Colmbia University
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8AjQSfplM8
& many more Schools & University world wide practice this divine language of the Gods.
||HaRe KriShnA||

- See more at: http://hindu.bz/manuscript.html#sthash.EbyqBc33.dpuf

July 25, 2013

Scientific Reason behind Indian Punishment :

Scientific Reason behind Indian Punishment :

Remember the ‘good’ old Indian school punishments? Holding the earlobes with arms

crossed over your chests, bending the knees and then sit and then stand and so on till the

time Masterji is saying?

Ever thought why the traditional Indian school teachers would give this particular

punishment? I believe even majority of the teachers who grant this punishment to their

students do not know the reason behind it. This form of punishment has been in practice in

our country since the Gurukul time and was given to the students who were weak in

studies. That is a different question if now a days teachers grant this punishment for any

mistake and not only for studies but originally it was meant for weak students only.

Talking about the logic behind this punishment, it is very interesting to know that this

particular posture increases the blood flow in the memory cells in brain and synchronizes

the right and left side of the brain to improve function and promote calmness, stimulates

neural pathways via acupressure points in the earlobe, sharpens intelligence and also helps

those with autism, asperger’s syndrome, learning difficulties and behavioral problems.

Probably we have forgotten this ancient method of increasing memory power but the West

is now using is very diligently and they are recommending this posture or exercise to treat

many a diseases.

July 22, 2013

The Scoop on Poop – When Stool Color Signals a Potential Liver Health Problem

According to Yale gastroenterologist Anish Sheth, MD, the author of What’s Your Poo Telling You?, “what comes out tells you a lot about what’s going on inside.” Although there are several different factors determining what stool looks like, color is one of the most important indicators of an imbalance somewhere in the body. Ideally, a healthy bowel movement should be a medium brown color; however, a different hue or color does not necessarily indicate a problem.

Since feces’ color will naturally change with a varied diet, there is no need to panic when the color appears to be different. Instead, awareness of stool hue can help people recognize when a new color occurs frequently.

As an organ with so many responsibilities ranging from chemical production, digestive assistant, cholesterol manufacturing and detoxification, the liver can shed hints of its wellness in a bowel movement. When lasting for more than several evacuations, the following colors can be a sign of a potential liver imbalance:

• Red – Bright red or dark red in the stool can indicate bleeding somewhere in the gastrointestinal tract. Although eating beets or food with red food coloring can make bowel movements reddish, persistent red stool can signal stomach ulcers, hemorrhoids or bleeding esophageal varices. Esophageal varices are a complication of advanced liver disease, where a blockage of the liver increases pressure in the portal vein, causing blood vessels in the esophagus or stomach to rupture and bleed. Bleeding esophageal varices is a medical emergency and is usually accompanied by other symptoms such as vomiting of blood, low blood pressure and rapid heart rate.

• Black – Similar to red in the stool, a persistent black color in stool can indicate internal bleeding from esophageal varices. Stool that is black due to bleeding is also usually sticky or tarry. However, black stool can also be a result of taking a supplement with iron or a medication containing bismuth subsalicylate – like Pepto Bismol.

• Grey, Pale, Yellow or Clay-Colored – The liver releases bile into the stool, giving it a normal brown color. If there is inflammation or scarring in the liver that inhibits bile production, or if the flow out of the liver is blocked, bowel movements may appear to be grey, pale, yellow or clay-colored. On the other hand, using antacids that contain aluminum hydroxide or having a barium enema test can also turn feces a pale color.

• Greasy – While not necessarily a color, a greasy bowel movement will float and usually means there’s increased fat in the stools. Called steatorrhea, these stools can result from eating a high fat meal. However, if stools appear to be floating and greasy regularly, there may be an underlying disorder. Lipase, a digestive enzyme produced by the pancreas, and bile salts from the liver are needed to break down and absorb fat. Any condition that results in decreased lipase or bile salts can cause steatorrhea – including inflammation, scarring or a blockage in the liver.

Every bowel movement color listed above can be a passing, temporary, inconsequential occurrence. Regardless, if an abnormal palette persists for more than a day or two, keep a record of your stool’s hue and take it to your doctor. Although few consider bowel movement color to be a red flag of liver disease in and of itself, being aware of a persistent color change can be one of the first indications that your liver health should be evaluated by your physician.

http://www.liversupport.com/wordpress/2012/12/the-scoop-on-poop-when-stool-color-signals-a-potential-liver-health-problem/

What does Your Tongue Say about Your Health?

So you always thought that your tongue is for tasting and talking? How about we tell you that it can reveal a lot of secrets about your health? Yes! It’s true. Your tongue can tell about your body’s health condition. In the Traditional Chinese Medicine, the tongue is used to predict physical health. In other words it is considered as a map that tells about the condition of various organs. For example the sides are connected with the liver health. The tip reveals the heart health. Kidney health can be detected from the back of the tongue.

Your tongue can detect digestive disorders, allergies, dehydration, vitamin deficiency, high cholesterol levels, poor circulation and signs of anemia.

Now go in front of a mirror and stick out your tongue, you should be looking at a pinkish colored tongue having a light coating and should also be moist. If this is not the case then there might be some problems going on, inside your body.

The Chinese herbalists look for three things in a tongue i.e. color, texture and coating. This is what they say about these three things:

COLOR

Check the color of your tongue, if it matches any of the following colors then serious measures should be taken by you.

Bright Red
A bright red tongue indicates that your body lacks essential nutrients like vitamin B complex and Iron. Some herbalists suggest that it indicates heat in specific organs. It can also take place as a reaction to a certain type of toothpaste, medicine, mouthwash or acidic foods.

The deficiency of vitamin B3 also known as pellagra, causing this problem of redness can be cured by consuming shellfish, dried apricots, lean meat and nuts.

Iron deficiency or anemia can be cured by consuming spinach, red meat and liver.

You can get rid of excess heat of the body by consuming foods like watermelon, mint and cucumber.
Purple
A purple tongue indicates that you might be having chronic bronchitis. In such a situation oxygen is not supplied to the body efficiently. Purple tongue may also indicate high cholesterol levels. Poor circulation may also be the cause of this color. Consuming too much of cold foods can also cause the tongue to turn purple. Consuming foods like garlic and ginger may turn the color back to pink, otherwise consult your doctor.
Pale or Yellow
Pale tongue indicates that you might be having low hemoglobin. It may also indicate fatigue and weakness. Pale tongue is also associated with problems in the lungs and colon. You can take herbs like garlic, cinnamon and ginger to resolve the problem. To increase your hemoglobin take spinach, beetroots, red meat, kidney beans, raisins, apples, mangoes, apricots and nuts.
TEXTURE

As mentioned earlier your tongue should appear smooth and it should be slightly moist. If that is not the case then it might have the following texture and problems:
- Ulcers
  Ulcers may appear on the tongue and mouth if your body is stressed out. If the problem persists for more than 10 days then consult your medical specialist.
- Red Spots
  Red spots on the tongue could indicate several problems. It may indicate that you have a deficiency of bioflavonoids, a compound present in vitamin C. You can get bioflavonoids from berries, kiwis and citrus fruits.
  
  Consuming hot beverages may also cause red spots on the tongue.
  
  According to some Chinese herbalists red spots show signs of asthma, eczema or some other allergic reactions.
- Dryness
  Dry tongue tells that your body is producing too much mucus. To avoid this situation cut down on dairy and sugary products.
  
  Another factor is stress, which can cause the salivary glands to swell and therefore your tongue becomes dry. This condition can be easily resolved by consuming a glass of lemon water. You can also treat it by reducing your stress levels. Seek help from yoga and meditation.
- Swelling
  If you feel that your tongue has swollen then there are chances that you might be having some sort of allergy or infection. Deficiency of vitamin B12 may also cause this problem.
- Hairy
  Your tongue comprises of tiny projections also known as filiform papillae, in conditions like bacterial infections these projections become visible and give your tongue a hairy texture. Use of antibiotics may also cause this problem.
Coating
If the tongue coating is slightly white and thin then it is completely normal. Otherwise:
- Thick Coating
  If the coating of the tongue is thick and white then you might be facing the problem of oral thrush or candidiasis. It is a fungal infection that occurs on moist and warm parts of the body. Oral thrush can damage the taste buds and also make your mouth smell bad. Use of antibiotics may cause this problem. Oral thrush can be treated with the help of anti-fungal drugs.
- No Coating
- If your tongue does not have any coating, it means that your digestive system is not working properly.
  It is advised that you ensure good oral hygiene, brush twice daily and also clean your tongue when you brush your teeth.

July 17, 2013

कनपुरिया अंदाज़

Qualities of Indians :)
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1. Jab Shampoo Bottle Khatam ho jaaye to usme Pani daalo ek baar aur use karlo
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2. Toothpaste ko tab tak use karo jab taq usko pura nichod naa loo
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3. Ghar me showcase me China Crockery ko sirf aur sirf Guests k liye use karo ;)
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4. Gold kharidna ek gram bhi nai, par Gold k rates ki bahot chinta hai apne ko
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5. TV k remote ko zor zor se dabayenge, usse thokenge, par usme nayi batteries nai lagayenge
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6. Kisi ne Dinner Party me invite kiya ho to uss din, din bhar kuch nai khaayenge, taki waha party me jee bhar k daba sake
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7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye to usse night dress bana lo, jab aur jaada purani ho jaaye to use Holi me use karo, Aur fir usska Pocha bana lo
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8. Dominos waale se extra Ketchup, Oreganon Chilli maango taki usse baad me ghar me use kar sake Aur Sabse Important
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9. Pani Puri Khaane k baad, payment karne k baad free Sukha Puri apna Haq hai...

Proud to be an Indian

Sri Sri - BAD DREAMS AT NIGHT

Q: Guruji, I get bad dreams at night, and this happens very frequently. I am afraid. Please help.

Sri Sri Ravi Shankar: There is no need to fear. Just chant Om Namah Shivaya before sleeping at night, or Jai Gurudev, or you can say both and then sleep.
See in our country, and in other countries around the world, before sleeping, children were made to say prayers, is it not? Does anyone follow this now-a-days? How many of you here do it? (A few people raise their hands) See, very few sitting here follow this. Before sleeping all of you should pray and make the children pray too. Chant one shloka (prayer verse), or take the name of some deity you revere, or just offer thanks to God for the day given to you.
There is no need to pray in Sanskrit only. Even saying a prayer in Hindi will do. God does not only know Sanskrit. He understands your regional languages as well. So just pray. What is important is the feeling. So before you sleep join your hands and pray, ‘Thank you God for the gift of today. Bless me that I may sleep well tonight and may my day tomorrow be good’.
So you may recite a few lines like this. Or you may just remember God, and chant any name of the Lord that you know. You can chant the name of your deity or your Guru, or any saint. Pray and surrender everything to them and go to sleep. In the ancient days, children would pray to their mother and father and then go to sleep. But nowadays children don’t have such devotion towards their parents. If parents keep fighting with each other the whole day then how will the children feel like praying to them? They think, ‘The parents keep fighting with each other, how we can treat them as God?’
If you do not believe in God, or any other deity, then also it is fine. There is no compulsion to believe in God. In that case sit silently with yourself for a few moments and just quiet the mind. Simply remind yourself, ‘My soul is eternal and I am pure’.
In the Ashtavakra Gita, it is said, ‘Aho Aham Namo Mahiyam’, this means, ‘I bow down to myself’. We can say this (bowing down to oneself) only when there is no sense of guilt within us. Thinking this way, just relax within yourself. You should do this much at least. So meditate for some time and then sleep. Then you will not have bad dreams and you will have good quality sleep.

Sri Sri- How to Manage a IRRITATED WOMAN :-)

Q: Guruji, how to manage a woman who is irritated at me for everything? Please help, I love her very much.

Sri Sri Ravi Shankar : I am so inexperienced in this matter! You are asking a wrong person! What do you do with a person who is irritated at you, and you love them so much? I guess you have to just accept it, and simply move on. Sometimes, it becomes people’s nature to be irritated. They keep complaining, come what may. No matter what you do, they will find something to complain about. Especially after they cross the age of 70 or 80, it is even more. Since all their life they have programmed their mind and brain in such a manner - complain, complain, complain, and complain. Then it becomes the prominent behavioral pattern in their life. You simply have to swallow it. Accept it. And don’t try to please them. Your biggest difficulty is that you try to please people, when they are actually happy in their complaining mode. You try to change them, make them happy, and it doesn’t work! You should simply let them do what they want, but don’t let their complaints enter into your head. You don’t complain that they are complaining. Got it? At any cost, save your mind. If others are complaining, let it be! If you cannot correct them, you simply accept them, and move on. See there isn’t much time! Everything is moving towards the final end; we are all moving towards death. How long can you go on trying to placate somebody? That does not mean you be rude to anybody. You be nice to people, however, don't get stuck, ‘Oh, they are irritated, what do I do?’ You can’t do much! Keep walking!
I find this problem everywhere, in every part of the world. Almost in every home, there is somebody who irritates everybody, and everybody gets irritated by somebody. Then there is a war of words. That is why I said the world is such! That is why it is called maya, it appears to be something, and it is really not that.

July 01, 2013

Awesome Answers In IAS Examination

Awesome Answers In IAS Examination

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question." "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!

Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind.
This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning. This guy wrote the below answer and topped the exam!

OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 1987, ESSAY QUESTION
Question: What is courage? (50 Marks)
Answer (After 7 blank pages, at the end of the last page…): This is courage

MY NATION MY ARMY

Mi-25 pilot he is....cz no other iaf helicopter pilot has a mounted....Lense of ths kind on the right eye

A Soldier's Poem: Dedicated To INDIAN ARMY

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If I Die In A War Zone,
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Box Me Up And Send Me Home..
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Put My Medals On My Chest,
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Tell My Mum I Did My Best
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Tell My Dad Not To Bow,
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He Won't Get Tension From Me Now
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Tell My Brother To Study Perfectly,
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Keys Of My Bike Will Be His Permanently..
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Tell My Sister Not To Be Upset,
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Her Brother Will Not Raise After The Sunset.
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And Tell My Love Not To Cry,
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Cause I'm A Soldier, Born To Die.

Jai Hind.... Jai Bharat...